Godfinger

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Godfinger is silly. It's repetitive. It often feels like more of a job than a game. It's also the best thing I've played on the iPhone so far.

I really don't see the appeal of games like Farmville, Fishville, Frontierville, Yoville, Townville, Crackville, or VilleVille. The managing of all these little things in order to harvest, feed, and eventually level up just feels boring and contrived.

Now, I can't complain anymore. I get it.

Godfinger removes a lot of the crap you have to deal with in Farmville type games and instead charges you with being an actual god over a small planet. You have followers and the power to make them do your bidding. This usually ends up with you forcing them to farm for gold until they are exhausted, at which point you can let them rest at a tent, tavern, or fishing hole. Rinse, repeat.

The thing that makes Godfinger different are its charm and ability to visit other planets. I say charm because the game is long on cute little things that, by themselves, wouldn't matter, but taken as a whole show a nice attention to detail. The noises your followers make when you toss them or while they are resting is adorable. When they are at a tavern drinking you hear them burping and farting.

Hey, Godfinger. You had me at burping.

Visiting your friend's planets allows you to enchant one follower on their planet. Doing this nets you a gold bonus for you and your friend. It's simple, and it gets you out there seeing what other people have done with their little patches of terra firma. Once a certain amount of time has passed, you will get a postcard from your friend with the gold attached. That is unless they've allowed the gold to rust by letting it sit too long.

What Godfinger does exceptionally well is keep the carrot on a stick placed firmly in front of you. At any time I usually have a few different goals to accomplish. Each goal you accomplish gives you a reward. The reward could be more gold, another follower, or an expansion of your planet. And, with a few exceptions, they are goals for things you were probably going to do anyway, so they don't feel forced.

In the long run, I don't know what will happen in the game. I don't know what the level cap is or what happens when you hit it. I'm at level 29 now and still have some buildings to unlock. Until then, I'll keep collecting gold, tossing my followers, and just playing god. Not bad for a free game.

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The Assassin's Creed Friends Flashback Episode

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A blast from the past peppered with something from the now. That's how I would describe this flashback episode of The Uncanny Gamers. If you've ever thought "Phoenix seems kind of obsessed with poop", then this is the episode for you. If you've ever wondered, "did they ever play Assassin's Creed?" this is also the episode for you. If you've ever asked yourself, "what if Altair used his own poop as a weapon?" then you might be disappointed. This is the Double Rainbow of flashback shows, so it's time to believe in miracles, people! Double Rainbow Miracles!

Flashback here and flashfoward your subscription there!

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Crackdown 2 Review

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I reviewed Crackdown 2 for Platform Nation. Give it a read!
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The Kevin Costner Episode

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You might want to cover your ears, because we're two hours and we're explicit! Coming off of a best of episode and a mini-hiatus, we have a lot to talk about. This includes movie's we watched (and hated!), games we played (and hated!), and friggin' Kevin Costner! We also loved some stuff, including Frontierville, Crackdown 2, and Monopoly. It's more than your little Silver account is allowed to do. Check it out if you have the time!

Download 2 hours here and subscribe 2 hours there!

I'm on a unicycle!

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The Best Kinect Video

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I have a few jokes for this...
  • She can Kinect to me any time.
  • This is why I want to go to E3.
  • She's giving me a kinection.
  • Kinect her? I barely know her.
  • I'll be playing my own version of Kinect Adventure later.
  • She's making my Wii-mote Move.


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Try Not To Fart (XBLIG)

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I discovered an independent game this week called Try Not To Fart. Naturally, I had to capture some video of this comedic gem.

The premise of the game revolves around people in public trying not to fart in certain social situations. The first one has you in a club trying to pick up a girl. The second one is you at lunch in a restaurant.

I didn't spend the 80 points to buy the game. I'm not sure what other scenarios you go through since I didn't go past the second one, but if it includes one where you're in mid-coitus and trying not to fart, I might reconsider spending the $1.



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Best E3 Trailers

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Here are my 3 favorite trailers from this year's E3.






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